At the tail end of Bubba-Ho-Tep, Bruce Campbell fans everywhere were teased with the words, “Elvis returns in Bubba Nosferatu: Curse of the She-Vampires starring Sebastian Haff.” Will Bruce Campell actually return to the role of the King? (There have been rumors to the contrary.) And just who is Sebastian Haff, anyway? Word is that…
Tag: comedy
The Tony Clifton Story
by Andy Kaufman and Bob Zmuda The story of Andy Kaufman and his alter ego. The film would have contained numerous comedy skits, as well as a key moment when Andy would break the “fourth wall” to announce the death of Tony. Download the script and read the backstory at Subterranean Cinema.
The Day the Clown Cried (1972)
Screenplay by Joan O’Brien and Charles Denton Directed by Jerry Lewis Clowns and the Holocaust. Who wouldn’t want to see that? Never released due to the bad taste factor, but after Life is Beautiful, could the world be ready to see Jerry Lewis take on the death camps? Read about the movie’s history in an…
Roger Rabbit Two: The Toon Platoon
by Nat Mauldin As Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a parody of film noir, this movie would have taken on the war genre, with Roger involved in WWII. This was one of the first “Almost a Movie” scripts I collected in hard copy form, and I’m happy to have found a PDF of it online….
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash
Treatment by Unknown Bruce Campbell himself thought this movie probably wouldn’t work. How do you do each franchise justice? Personally, I think the Friday the 13th and Elm Street series interlock nicely, but tying in the Evil Dead continuity seems wrong. After this projected sequel to Freddy Vs. Jason was dropped, Bloody-Disgusting posted the treatment,…
Cleveland Smith, Bounty Hunter
by Scott Spiegel and Josh Becker Bruce Campbell was to have starred in this parody of Indiana Jones. Sam Raimi directed a 10 minute short to raise funding, but the project didn’t get off the ground. Read the script at BeckerFilms.com. Watch the Cleveland Smith short, available on Youtube: